Best Dad Ever: The Perfect Gift for Your Incredible Dad

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Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together. My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation. The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.

You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European. What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.” If it evokes a reaction somewhere between cringing and earnest laughter, and you simultaneously want to tell the person sharing the joke to tell you more and also shut up because they’re embarrassing you in front of your friends, congratulations, you’re in the presence of a Dad joke. It made us laugh. But more importantly, we knew it would’ve made our dad laugh. For most of his life (or at least as long as I knew him), he was a huge advocate and gleeful teller of Dad Jokes. When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.Labor & delivery is measured in hours. Birth is a moment. Being a parent is the rest of your life.” ― Lisa Marshall, "Becoming a Dad: The First-Time Dad’s Guide to Pregnancy Preparation (101 Tips For Expectant Dads)" Much of life, fatherhood included, is the story of knowledge acquired too late: If only I’d known then what I know now, how much smarter, abler, stronger, I would have been. But nothing really prepares you for kids, for the swells of emotion that roll through your chest like the rumble of boulders tumbling downhill, nor for the all-enveloping labor of it, the sheer mulish endurance you need for the six or seven hundred discrete tasks that have to be done each and every day." ― Ben Fountain

While the Father’s Day coloring sheets make perfect cards for dad, if you are looking for a funny Father’s Day card these free printable Father’s Day cards are perfect! Funny printable Father’s Day Cards

The call of fatherhood is in fact a call of sacrifice, not in some heroic sense where a father is lifted high on some glowing pedestal with all of his sacrifices held up to the awe of those around him. Rather, it is a call that will cost him all that he has, that will be absent of accolades, where rewards will be sparse, and where he will someday find himself having spent all, but in the spending have gained everything. And this is the glory of fatherhood.” ― Craig D. Lounsbrough Biology does not make a man a father — nor a woman a mother. We are what we do.” ― Andrew Vachss, "Another Chance to Get It Right" Read to them, often. Whether you’re a reader or not, reading to your children (from the time they’re babies onward) is crucial. It gets them in the habit of reading, and prepares them for a lifetime of learning. It gives you some special time together, and become a tradition your child will cherish. I read with all my children, from my 2-year-old and my 15-year-old, and love every word we read together. See my list of Best All-Time Children’s Books. It takes less than a minute to make a baby, but more than a decade to make a being.” ― Abhijit Naskar, "Honor He Wrote: 100 Sonnets For Humans Not Vegetables" What makes a joke a dad joke? Well, when a dad becomes a dad, his sense of humor becomes ap parent too. Before he knows it, he’s dropping pun-laden one-liners left and right just like his dad did, and his dad’s dad did, and he may even inherit some mom jokes too. (Is your grandmother funny? That’s usually the biggest tell.)

A father is the man who can change a world he will not be part of by building the tiny human that is part of him.” ― Craig D. LounsbroughEvery dad has fears that he won’t be a great dad, that he’ll mess up, that he’ll be a failure. It comes with the job.